Who I Am Not

I ego-surf on a regular basis in order to keep on top of how I am perceived by the Internet public-at-large. Unfortunately, "Michael Russell" is a fairly common name. If you don't believe me, ask Google or MSN.

So, as a public service to all of the other Michael Russell's out there, here is a brief list of the Michael Russell's that I am not.

I am not...
...a furry artist.
...a Sam's Club employee.
...a noted writer/illustrator.
...a research programmer.
...an auctioneer.
...a marine biologist.
...CEO of an Australian radio station.
..."a uniquely skilled, versatile e-business and new media technology professional.". Um, that's not exactly descriptive.
...a 12-year-old boxer.
...a reverend.

So, which 10 people are you not?