Johnny Carson died on Sunday. His "Carnak" character resulted in two insults I use to this day: "May your daughter win first place in a Mr. T look-alike contest," and "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."
Mr. Carson is survived by his sense of humor, which will remain on display sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's porch.
I have one feature and one feature only that I want integrated into Windows XP Media Center Edition...a 10' web browser interface. I don't care if you use the MSN TV Emulator or PocketIE, but we've got to have something to make browsing from the couch easier than it currently is.