Now I know why PC Gamer UK hasn't published my column online yet. They decided to publish it in PC Gamer US. Would have been nice to know ahead of time so I could properly pimp it.
Anyway, if you can find a copy on shelves, it's Issue #165 (September 2007, Space Siege) on page 16.
The only thing I will say...PC Gamer US rephrased the opening paragraph to eliminate the phrase "chaingun rape." Funny thing to eliminate...I thought it set the tone for what we were going through at the time.