I like writing off-kilter song parodies. It's a fun hobby. Here's one that I wrote yesterday and posted to Shacknews which I find rather seasonal...
Time To Bury Christmas - to the tune of "A Holly Jolly Christmas"
Now it's time to bury Christmas,
It's the best time of the year,
Stash his toe beneath the snow
And get me another beer
Now it's time to bury Christmas
Dragging Saint Nick by the feet
Broke my axe off in his ass
Now he's just dead meat
Oh ho
The sled does glow
Burning so brightly;
Reindeer will fly no more;
Deer jerky for me!
Now it's time to bury Christmas
And in case you didn't hear,
Tell the coppers
And we're gonna
Bury your ass next year!
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