PvPonline.com - Strip for 09/03/2004
Excellent strip, even if the first three panels are nearly word-for-word what Patton's speech was. I would have expected at least some speech modification in the second panel to note that they're a bunch of D&D players LARPing. Also, a note or link for those of us who aren't big fans of Shakespear's Henry V would have been nice.
So, without further ado, I present a minor dialogue rewrite.
I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his game. He won it by making the other poor bastard die for his game.
Now some of you boys are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. I can assure you that you'll all do your duty. Wade into them! Spill their blood! Stab them in the belly! When you put your hand in a bunch of paintball goo that a moment before was your best friend's clean face, you'll know what to do.
Alright...now you sonsa'bitches...you know how I feel. And I would be proud to lead you wonderful guys into an encounter...anywhere. And that's all.
Upon St. Crispon's Day!